Here it is, down to a Science. . .
The Butch Carungay Degrees of Inebriation, the 3 step guide. . .

 

1. Slightly Tipsy: After a few glasses, then starts the Spanish: Si claro, quien, esa, no se quien es. . .

2. Getting There: Suddenly he switches to French: Oui, je ne c’est pas, mais no. . .

3. Goner, Completely Soused: language of choice German: Das Haus ist Blau, time to call Sonny and get him home!

 

 

-JT