Ok some middle-aged women are cougars, and that is a positive thing. Unfortunately for their middle-aged male counterparts, it just is not  as flattering.

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Ladies meet the rhino.  The Rhino as the term indicates is a wrinkly, horny and sad to say ugly older man. They are on the prowl for younger women; have regrettable fashion sense are usually found wearing flowered shirts and shorts. They tend to leave a few buttons unbuttoned exposing matted chest hair and possibly a chain with a pendant or two. Plus have thinning hair, a comb over and the telltale bald spot. They tend to pick up the bar tab in an attempt to snare their prey. The phrase ”white man can’t dance” comes to mind observing their dance moves.

Of course lets not forget the boy toys. As Madonna pranced around in the 80’s with her Boy Toy buckle, she told us its ok to have them. He is a younger man, generally good looking but not very smart. Dated by older women usually appreciated for his body and not his mind.

Then there is  the eye candy. An extremely good-looking hot guy who draws attention whenever he enters a room. Like candy he is addicting however not that nutritious. Although some eye candies are really smart and one only finds this out after we peel off the bonbon wrapper.

 

So what does one call a younger man who dates an older woman, cougar bait? Or just plain smart!

 

-JT